I have one pair of earrings that I call my Windy Earrings. I guarantee that whenever I wear them, it will be a very windy day, no matter what the forecast is when I leave for work — like yesterday. These earrings have a nice Celtic design on them. I’ve had them for years and I really like them. Except when it’s windy, which is every time that I wear them.
The earrings are round and metal, as you can see here. The wind whips them around and around, leaving red slashes on my neck. After just a few minutes, I look as if I have gills.
I don’t wear them very often because I have to heal in between wearings. And I don’t want to risk anyone connecting me with windy days and causing gill slashes on their necks.