Got tape? I wanted to tape two pieces of paper together, so I looked for tape. I was looking for regular tape (if that exists anymore).
I found masking tape, duct tape (three colors in addition to two “designer” versions), invisible tape, double-sided tape, surveyor’s tape, electrical tape, crafty-keep-things-wound tape, Wonder Tape, packing tape, mailing tape, painter’s tape.
But no regular tape. See that the sort of lime-green thing in the middle? That is a regular tape dispenser. And it’s empty.